Tintumon & friends

Dad to Tintu: when
I beat you how did you control your anger?
Tintu: I start cleaning the toilet.
Dad: How does that satisfy you?
Tintu: I clean it with your tooth brush.

Tintu 2 God: Plz give me 1 bag full of money, a job and 1 big vehicle full of girls.
God: Bless u!
Today Tintu is the bus conductor of a Girls College .

Sardar: Do u know how 2 swim?
Tintu: No.
Sardar: A dog is better than u! It can swim.
Tintu: So do u know how 2 swim?
Sardar: For sure!
Tintu: Then, what's the difference between u and a dog?

Tintu called FM radio & said
"I've found a purse with Rs.15000/- a credit card & an ID card of Mr.Mani, No.13,Halls rd,kannur.
Radio jocky : How honest.so you want to return his purse?
Tintu : no, i just wanted to dedicate a sad song for him.

Father and tintu were standing in front of the tiger's cage at the zoo.
The father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are, and tintu was taking it all in with a serious expression.
"Dad," tinu said finally, "if the tiger got out of his cage and ate you up …"
"Yes, son?" the father said expectantly.
"What bus should I take home?" tintu finished.

Tintu was asked to write a sign board for the traffic near the school.
He wrote"Drive carefully! Don't kill the students, wait for the teachers"

prof:chemical symbol of Barium?
Tintu:BA
prof:For sodium?
Tintu:NA
prof:wat will we get if 1 atom of BA & 2 atom of NA combines?
tintu:"BANANA"

PROFESSOR
A professor to tintumon: "what is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?"
tintu: "JIMBALAKDI BAMBA"
professor: "i dont understand anything"
tintu: "same 2 you"

PTA Meeting
Tintu: Dad, there is a small PTA meeting at school tomorrow…..
Dad: Wat do u mean by a small PTA meeting ?
Tintu: its just u, me & the Principal !

Techy Tintu

Teacher: Write a C program to prevent TITANIC from sinking..
Tintu:Declare the variable TITANIC as float.