A Natural Dissaster???...

Last week, a series of flash floods and mudslides struck the Serrana mountain region near Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, destroying buildings roads and more. Nearly 14,000 people are now homeless, 759 are reported to have been killed and another 400 remain missing in this, Brazil's worst-ever natural disaster. As soldiers make their way to remote towns with aid and transportation, Brazil's government has said it would accelerate efforts to build up a nationwide disaster-prevention and early-warning system. Collected here are photos from the mountainous regions near Rio that were so hard-hit by these landslides.

Teeth

You can eat this Model after the settings

ITS A CAKE (Chocolate Cake)

Bugatti Veyron

The Bugatti Veyron 16.4 is a mid-engine sports car produced by Volkswagen Group subsidiary Bugatti Automobiles SAS introduced in 2005. It is currently the fastest accelerating and decelerating production car in the world. It is currently also the most expensive production car available at a price of 1.1 million Euro. It is able to achieve the second highest top speed for a production car, behind the SSC Ultimate Aero TT

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Tintumon & friends

Dad to Tintu: when
I beat you how did you control your anger?
Tintu: I start cleaning the toilet.
Dad: How does that satisfy you?
Tintu: I clean it with your tooth brush.

Tintu 2 God: Plz give me 1 bag full of money, a job and 1 big vehicle full of girls.
God: Bless u!
Today Tintu is the bus conductor of a Girls College .

Sardar: Do u know how 2 swim?
Tintu: No.
Sardar: A dog is better than u! It can swim.
Tintu: So do u know how 2 swim?
Sardar: For sure!
Tintu: Then, what's the difference between u and a dog?

Tintu called FM radio & said
"I've found a purse with Rs.15000/- a credit card & an ID card of Mr.Mani, No.13,Halls rd,kannur.
Radio jocky : How honest.so you want to return his purse?
Tintu : no, i just wanted to dedicate a sad song for him.

Father and tintu were standing in front of the tiger's cage at the zoo.
The father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are, and tintu was taking it all in with a serious expression.
"Dad," tinu said finally, "if the tiger got out of his cage and ate you up …"
"Yes, son?" the father said expectantly.
"What bus should I take home?" tintu finished.

Tintu was asked to write a sign board for the traffic near the school.
He wrote"Drive carefully! Don't kill the students, wait for the teachers"

prof:chemical symbol of Barium?
Tintu:BA
prof:For sodium?
Tintu:NA
prof:wat will we get if 1 atom of BA & 2 atom of NA combines?
tintu:"BANANA"

PROFESSOR
A professor to tintumon: "what is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?"
tintu: "JIMBALAKDI BAMBA"
professor: "i dont understand anything"
tintu: "same 2 you"

PTA Meeting
Tintu: Dad, there is a small PTA meeting at school tomorrow…..
Dad: Wat do u mean by a small PTA meeting ?
Tintu: its just u, me & the Principal !

Techy Tintu

Teacher: Write a C program to prevent TITANIC from sinking..
Tintu:Declare the variable TITANIC as float.

Rules in any office

20 Rules in any office

1. Rule 1. - The Boss is always right.

2. Rule 2. - If the Boss is wrong, see rule 1.

3. Those who work get more work. Others get pay, perks, and promotions.

4. Ph.D. stands for "Pull Him Down". The more intelligent a person, the more hardworking a person, the more committed a person; the more number of persons are engaged in pulling that person down.

5. If you are good, you will get all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.

6.. When the Bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.

7. It doesn't matter what you do, it only matters what you say you've done and what you are going to do.

8. A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.

9. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

10. The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.

11. If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it...

12. When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.

13.. Following the rules will not get the job done.

14. If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done.

15. Everything can be filed under "Miscellaneous" .

16. No matter how much you do, you never do enough.

17. You can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work you are supposed to be doing.

18. In order to get a promotion, you need not necessarily know your job.

19. In order to get a promotion, you only need to pretend that you know your job.

20. The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for everything that goes wrong.

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